POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

IT HAS BEEN

Scene: a sign on the beach reads 'IT HAS BEEN ZERO YEARS SINCE I UPDATED THIS COMIC'
Scene: pokey approaches the sign
Scene: pokey erases the word ZERO
Scene: pokey writes ONE
Scene: pokey walks away
Scene: pokey stops and says 'RATS'
Scene: pokey returns to the sign and erases the word 'ONE'
Scene: pokey writes 'ZERO'
Scene: pokey goes for a swim!

THE PANELS ARE THE WRONG SIZE! I DON’T KNOW WHY!

I THINK I FORGOT HOW TO POKEY BECAUSE I DIDN’T UPDATE IT FOR A YEAR AGAIN!

I MUST HAVE DEDICATED TENS OF HOURS OF MY LIFE TO THIS MALARKEY OVER THE PAST 22 YEARS!

HAPPY POST-I-VERSARY!