POKEY THE PENGUIN not a bootleg to stand on

IT HAS BEEN

Scene: a sign on the beach reads 'IT HAS BEEN ZERO YEARS SINCE I UPDATED THIS COMIC'
Scene: pokey approaches the sign
Scene: pokey erases the word ZERO
Scene: pokey writes ONE
Scene: pokey walks away
Scene: pokey stops and says 'RATS'
Scene: pokey returns to the sign and erases the word 'ONE'
Scene: pokey writes 'ZERO'
Scene: pokey goes for a swim!

THE PANELS ARE THE WRONG SIZE! I DON’T KNOW WHY!

I THINK I FORGOT HOW TO POKEY BECAUSE I DIDN’T UPDATE IT FOR A YEAR AGAIN!

I MUST HAVE DEDICATED TENS OF HOURS OF MY LIFE TO THIS MALARKEY OVER THE PAST 22 YEARS!

HAPPY POST-I-VERSARY!

WHAT BEARS DO IN THE WOODS

Scene: headcheese walks alone in the woods
Scene: headcheese walks alone deeper into the woods
Scene: headcheese is having a lovely walk
Scene: headcheese encounters a man, says nope!
Scene: headcheese walks the other way
Scene: headcheese encounters a bear, this is acceptable, a predator approaches unseen from the woods
Scene: headcheese leaves the woods safe and sound, the poor bear encounters a predator

THE ARCTIC CIRCLE HAS WOODS NOW! WHO KNEW‽

JUST ONE DAY, - WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS UPDATE???!?

AND THE ANSWER IS THEY MIND THEIR BUSINESS!

Oops! I Forgot! AGAIN!

My plan to update this site at least once every ten years continues to go absolutely swimmingly!